WELCOME TO THE NEWEST ONLINE DATING SITE–FOR SOLO CUPS EVERYWHERE!THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SHY ABOUT FINDING THE RIGHT SOLO CUP ANY MORE.
IF YOU LIKE YOUR MEN SUAVE AND SOPHISTICATED, HAVE WE GOT THE CUP FOR YOU!
YOU’RE A MATCH!
BARRY MANSOLO
HE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO STRIKE THE RIGHT NOTE FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN!
HE’S IN YOUR STAR CHARTS, LADIES! LOOK FOR HIM UNDER THE SIGN OF CUPRICORN!
“People say you can see right through me, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts. “
“PLEASE, NO DIXIE CHICKS! I WANT A REAL GREAT GAL TO GO SOLO WITH ME!”
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POLLY STYRENE NEEDS A MAN WHO WHO KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE A FULL CUP!
SHE’S A REAL PARTY GIRL.
NOT INTERESTED IN DATING ‘PLASTIC’ MEN.
BUT SHE MELTS JUST RIGHT WHEN YOU HOLD HER TIGHT!
NO PHTHALATES, PLEASE!
BPA – OKAY
“COME RECYCLE WITH ME, THE BEST IS YET TO BE!”
RECYCLING SIGN: ” PET – 6″
SEEKS SAME!
LET’S GET RECYCLED TOGETHER!
#GISH ITEM #4 – DATING PROFILE FOR RED SOLO CUP!
