WELCOME TO THE NEWEST ONLINE DATING SITE–FOR SOLO CUPS EVERYWHERE!THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SHY ABOUT FINDING THE RIGHT SOLO CUP ANY MORE.
IF YOU LIKE YOUR MEN SUAVE AND SOPHISTICATED, HAVE WE GOT THE CUP FOR YOU!
YOU’RE A MATCH!
BARRY MANSOLO
HE IS LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO STRIKE THE RIGHT NOTE FOR A NIGHT ON THE TOWN!
HE’S IN YOUR STAR CHARTS, LADIES! LOOK FOR HIM UNDER THE SIGN OF CUPRICORN!
“People say you can see right through me, but it’s what’s on the inside that counts. “
“PLEASE, NO DIXIE CHICKS! I WANT A REAL GREAT GAL TO GO SOLO WITH ME!”
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POLLY STYRENE NEEDS A MAN WHO WHO KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE A FULL CUP!
SHE’S A REAL PARTY GIRL.
NOT INTERESTED IN DATING ‘PLASTIC’ MEN.
BUT SHE MELTS JUST RIGHT WHEN YOU HOLD HER TIGHT!
NO PHTHALATES, PLEASE!
BPA – OKAY
“COME RECYCLE WITH ME, THE BEST IS YET TO BE!”
RECYCLING SIGN: ” PET – 6″
SEEKS SAME!
LET’S GET RECYCLED TOGETHER!
#GISH ITEM #4 – DATING PROFILE FOR RED SOLO CUP!
TheDustSeason 
You’re a genius. ๐
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I am certainly some flavor of crazy, but I’ll take the ‘genius’ label and wear it with pride. Thank you.
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genius/crazy = fine line
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Yes, I echo Martha, you are a genius! This post is so witty, fun and funny!
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I’m glad people like it. I sometimes wonder if the voices in my head are steering me wrong. Affirmation and support from my friends online is very reassuring that the need for a long-sleeved, white coat is unnecessary.
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OMG, I hope you win! I mini-GISHed, too. ๐
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You did!!! How’d you like it? Send pics!
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I don’t know how to send pics in replies. ๐ฆ
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Then write a post and I’ll come admire your efforts!
Or, if you do Facebook, find me there. I have a one-of-a-kind name so there aren’t many of me to choose from.
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Oh, yeah, I know you on Facebook!
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Googly eyes make everything better.
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I’m trying to think of a situation where they wouldn’t. Possibly as pasties for a pole dancer? Too distracting/laugh inducing?
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That’s still a benefit though….
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Also thanks now I have a Halloween idea. HAHA
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