In lieu of writing a post, I am busy avoiding writing for Nanowrimo. If you don’t know what that is, then this doesn’t matter. If you do know what that is and are participating, what are you doing reading this right now? Get back to work!
Here is today’s installation of lame-ass poetry:
Roses are never as red as they seem
Violets are always more purple than blue.
Literalists should never write poetry.

That is all.